I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
- Sherlock: *sits*
- John: Hey do you mind that seat is-
- *CHOKES ON DRINK SCREAMS LUNGS OUT FALLS OFF CHAIR TWISTS ANKLE BUMPS INTO WAITER*
- Sherlock: hashtag not dead
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.